Only conspiracy theorists think that the government is out to get them. And we all know that anyone that thinks that there is a conspiracy (any crime involving 2 or more perpeTRATORS) is mentally unstable and cannot be relied upon. And we also know that all conspiracy theories are just theories that nuts put forth.
BUT:
Straight from the Stark Raving Tyrants Mouth
Stark Raving – IBD – Investors.com.
Damn! Then one of the conspirators comes right out and says that is exactly what they are up to and knows that all you TV watching drones will not do a damn thing about it.