Emotional PORN for Girls

By | July 6, 2010

Misandry Misogyny

I think this guy has not read any of the pulp emotional porn that has been spewing from every media orifice and publishing house that trains women to hate good men, lust after bad men, and generally take them all to the cleaners with a lawyer.

Well I do like the list: well parts of it

  1. Boys who leave you always come back.
  2. Because they come back, you should hold out, waiting for them for months, even when completely acceptable and less-abusive alternative males present themselves.
  3. Even though you have no intention of dating an alternative male who expresses interest in you, it is fine to string the young man along for months. Also, you should use him to fix things for you. Maybe he’ll even buy you something.
  4. You should use said male to fix things because girls are incapable of anything mechanical or technical.
  5. Lying to your parents is fine. Lying to your parents while you run away to save your suicidal boyfriend is an extremely good idea that shows your strength and maturity. Also, it is what you must do.
  6. Car theft in the service of love is acceptable.
  7. If the boy you are in love with causes you (even indirectly) to be so badly beaten you end up in the hospital, you should tell the doctors and your family that you “fell down the steps” because you are such a silly, clumsy girl. That false explanation always works well for abused women.
  8. Young women should make no effort to improve their social skills or emotional state. Instead, they should seek out potential mates that share their morose deficiencies and emotional illnesses.

From: Top 20 Unfortunate Lessons Girls Learn From ‘Twilight’ | The Best Article Every day.