As reported on TMZ

“Reese (Witherpoon) allegedly became ornery, demonstrating visual and verbal frustration over how long it was taking to arrest her husband. At one point, she got out of her car and the officer ordered her back inside. When she got out a second time, he arrested her for disorderly conduct, a municipal ordinance.”

Reese, please do not become ORNERY.

Reese, please use those acting skills to hide your frustration.

Reese, after all the Supreme Court of the United States (SCOTUS) (just think scrotum) has ruled that any candidate for a police department that scores too high on a intellegence test can be excluded from becoming a COP.

TRAINED OBSERVERS MY ASS!