When women get punished for causing their husbands early deaths I will start to give a fuck about equal rights!
According to NHS Dumfries and Galloway, there’s nothing better than a good strong male orgasam to keep the doctor away.
The health board is even advising patients to spice up their love lives with “quickies” and sex toys, while other tips include acting out “pirate fantasies” and romantic picnics in bed.
The kinky advice has been published on the board’s sexual health website in a bid to raise awareness about the joy of sex.
It claims regular nookie can cut stress and help fight heart disease and prostate cancer.
The campaign Let’s Talk About Sex – Shades of Pleasure has been posted on NHS Dumfries and Galloway’s C4urself sexual health website.
It advises: “The saying, ‘An apple a day keeps the doctor away’ could be changed to ‘An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away’ because it lowers blood pressure, provides exercise, releases tension and can even reduce pain.”
It suggests couples indulge in massage, bubble baths and feast on strawberries in a bid to keep passion alive.
And introducing new sexual positions also works wonders, according to the post.
It adds: “Talking about how you can introduce a new position, a new technique or perhaps a new sex toy into the bedroom might be stimulation enough, but when you get tired of talking about it, putting it into action might be better. Everyone has unique fantasies, tastes and preferences when it comes to sex. From ear lobes to ankles, pirates to picnics, do not be afraid to talk about them.”
The website also warns patients against turn-offs such as keeping socks on in bed, dozing off during intimate moments and checking your phone.
However, a patients’ group has branded the guidance “inappropriate”.
A Scotland Patients Association spokeswoman said: “It is not the health board’s place to advise people on these matters.
“It’s not like people don’t know what to do.”
via NHS Dumfries and Galloway cause stir over kinky website advice – Daily Record.