CDC EPR | Social Media | Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse

By | September 11, 2012

What the Fuck?  Are we really getting a heads up from the CDC, FEMA, and the Department of Homeland Security?

FEMA jumping on the bandwagon

CDC EPR | Social Media | Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse.

But who are the Zombies?

The zombies will obey

Their leaders every day

They will carry out their tasks

In groups they will attack

Body shots have no effect

From the fabric that protects

Blue and black

Grey and green

Shields of gold and chevrons seen

Your friends and family

Will not in time

Take the action that is divine

To cut their heads off in their hive

Before their black and whites arrive.

DHS and TSA stop citizens on the streets and demands they comply.  Just remember, whether it’s ballerinas in a pink tutus or soldiers in riot gear, no one rehearses anything unless it’s close to show time.