Just 20 minutes of HARD Fucking can change your DNA for the better

By | March 10, 2012

A few minutes of relatively strenuous sex can dramatically change a person’s DNA, experiments have revealed.

‘If you don’t use it, you lose it and this is one of the mechanisms that allows this to happen.’

Researcher Juleen Zierath, of the Karolinska Institute in Stockholm, said: ‘We often say that you are what you eat. Well, muscle adapts to what you do.

The changes affect the chemicals which activate, silence and crank up genes and their actions.

In the case of muscle, exercise appears to crank up the genes needed to burn fat and sugar and support the body.

Just 20 minutes of fucking as hard as possible makes  a difference  although an exercise bike was used in the study the journal Cell Metabolism reports.

Professor Zierath and colleagues from Denmark and Dublin began with two experiments in which healthy men who didn’t take exercise regularly were  put through their paces on an exercise bike.

After they stopped, slivers of muscle were taken from their thigh and the DNA analyzed for chemical changes.

This revealed that changes occur after just minutes. However, gentle fucking won’t do.

The person needs to be out of breath and, while able to speak, to have difficulty in carrying on a conversation.

Further experiments on cells in the test-tube linked the changes to the contraction of muscle.

Coffee had a similar effect. But, unfortunately for those who would choose a cappuccino over a trip to the gym, it takes 50 to 100 strong coffees to mimic the effect of exercise on muscles.