Number ONE: Your not alone. Yea if the guy was alone he would just take care of business but since his frigid manipulating wife is refusing to give hem even a lousy handjob he just has to suffer. Well that prostrate cancer won’t take that long to end it all anyway.
NUMBER TEN is the best. And really what most guys don;t know a thing about. That their squeeze is having her boyfriend take care of business. I mean the battery operated boyfriend. Then when the poor guy wants to consummate the relationship she is:
too tired
too abraded
worn out
so tender that if anything touched her there she would hit the ceiling
waiting until he goes to work so she can ride the rabbit again.
Marriage is for schmucks and gold diggers. Which one are you?